Dear Asstronauts Ass the new DAPP started yesterday we have decided to start using the ANVS fees. We have burned 19,764,777,335 ANVS and sent others to Devs and SpaceWasteVault addresses. We have added a new Constipated Pool where you Stake SHITIUM and get SHITIUM with a 24h lockup for trying to reduce the sell pressure and maintain the price. Also, we have reduced the SHITIUM emission, because once someone starts claiming and selling the price will go down. Further on we will consider the possibility of adding multipliers to some pools.

Well dear Asstronauts The time to receive your rewards is here at lasst. Yesterday we published the DAPP and deployed the Smart Contracts for Conquer Uranus Farm and today, as promised with the arrival of block 12533180, you can start receiving your rewards. We remind you the rewards you…

Well dear Asstronauts… as you well know, Today we are one step closer to Conquer Uranus. The Anvs Team has some important information to give you. The long asswaited WCPools are here at lasst! The processes are done and we are very happy to tell you that today we…

Well dear Asstronauts… as you well know, the WCPools are coming soon. The Anvs Team wants to do things in the best way, that’s why we have been taking longer than expected regarding the WCPools. There are several processes that take time, such as the contracts issue, to make them…

As we told you, we are going to give you the results of the memes and surveys voting launched this week! (July 12 to July 16) MEMES Section: 3. Does this hurts??

Well Dear Asstronauts, As we told you, we are going to give you the results of the memes and surveys voting launched last week! (July 5 to July 9) MEMES Section: When Lambo??

Hi Asstronauts!! From today we will start with two new simple dynamics to keep spreading the power of our farts around the world and the universe. One of the new dynamics will be to rate different memes that we will be sharing with you every other day… so at the…

As stated in the corresponding tokenomics with the Black Hole Vault, 25% of the funds are locked annually using the dxsale.app application. Some problems have come up when using dxsale.app and some other applications, such as unicrypt. Therefore, we had no choice but to implement our own locker. Operating this…

Well, dear Asstronauts! We keep our word and so now it’s our turn to deliver a new NFT of those we have promised!!! It’s a long and complex road to get to Uranus but we are on it and with more desire and strength than ever, with the power of…